Ha ha, a post! Not only one but a few, and some that gave a chuckle. Yay!
Yes Beasore would likely be a way to Loser Eagle instead of Lost (sorry, but it's a great name), imagining it's too snowy yet on the shady downslope over the Cold Springs summit. But we haven't been there yet this year so don't really know. Now you've gone and made me very curious! Maybe see you then. Maybe help haul each other out of a pit.
Going Minarets to Grizzly, I bet it is dry all the way to the dirt road turn off, then socked in with snow in the shade of the forest, and/or full of mucky puddles. We've felt bad about making a rut deeper on one road and try to refrain from doing that more. Done our time getting stuck in the snow, muck, behind fallen trees. Still learning to be prepared.
Have fun! Maybe see you.